Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife
Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.
An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.
some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.
some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges
these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something
some teenagers have to save the world from a giantass bird that eats memories and spits out poison and they can barely even go outside without having a fit
People from all over the world fighting over an evil sword and a good sword; with the occasional Jedi/Sith thrown in there for some reason.
the ending sucks ass
your mom and brother die and you’re left sobbing at your computer in front of your family
Dumb teenagers jumping into TVs.
grown men shooting at each other with no storyline
You are a square man in a shitty ass world where you need to do EVERYTHING BY YOURSELF and oh theres is creepy ass demons who explode in your face and monstrs which hunts you down at night.
An elf boy and a weasel run away from home to collect shitty metal eggs and steal everyones power.
Some dumb ass kid runs away from his loving family, to join an organization of psychopaths who think they work for the government and make you earn merit badges to prove your worth at some old abandoned summer camp.
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
